Axios: A Spartan Tale
So awesome seeing these horny bastards in the beginning. Highlights were Bruce's ass, Ryu's sexy ear whispers and that fucker Donovan (who I honestly forgot was such a dick here). Now I was a little taken back at the first reading but after reading the next 13 episodes this really is quite tame. Yes, tame for these bastards for sure. Gawd I love them and knowing how their relationships develop makes this segment all the better.
Original rating: 3 StarsThat was so uncomfortable, I cannot even tell you. I'm pushing my limits with this no doubt. Phew. Given the content of this one, it is my least favorite so far.
44%“Derek, go and fetch me a cock and ball cage from the dungeon along with my metal box and a pair of leather gloves,” Théoden ordered.