Later, Ethan texted back.
[Where did you learn that?]
I’ve been doing some research online. You are a bear, right? I’m using that correctly?
[Are you searching gay sex terms on the White House network?]
No, I’m searching for men having sex with men on the White House network. I found bears, and they look kind of like you. I like it.
[Jesus Christ. You’re watching porn?]
It was my lunch break. I was doing research, but then I thought... why not just watch the real deal?
[First, gay porn isn’t quite the real deal. There are a few more steps they gloss over. And second... Goddamn, the thought of you watching that... or doing research.]